Sunday, March 16, 2008

Alone

I am ALONE. ALL ALONE. IN. MY. OWN. HOME.

I'm so excited I don't know what to do. Here are some things I'm considering:

-Naked sunbathing on the back deck with a good book
-Playing the Annie soundtrack at full blast
-Singing as loud as a cat in heat
-Jumping, twirling, dancing through house
-Filling up every crystal wine glass and champagne flute that I own and leaving them all on the coffee table
-Getting a boyfriend
-Painting the hutch
-Getting some Thai food
-Making a hot fudge sundae buffet on my coffee table
-Doing shots of something
-Screaming every curse word I know. Motherfucker.
-Standing on the coffee table
-Using recreational drugs
-Reorganizing my pantry
-Driving to the beach and lying there alone
-Watching The Little Mermaid
-Or Porn
-Taking a nap
-Having candy for lunch...without having to hide
-Hanging out online all day
-Reading my new book
-Hanging up some pictures
-Editing SIL's pictures that I was supposed to do last week
-Rocking out to some 80s tunes (Hey Ashley, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Ashley. Hey Ashley)
-Sitting here in absolute silence, like I am now.

What else?? What else??

I'm shaking with excitement. I don't even know where to start. I only have a few hours. I better go check as much off the list as possible.

6 comments:

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

How the heck did you manage that?!

My vote is for porn.

Or the pantry.

Or porn in the pantry.

Carol said...

I'm with clemsongirl. If you do the pantry, at least it's something that will last (a few minutes) when the gang is back.

Mitch said...

I vote for "Driving to the beach and lying there alone". I would kill to be able to do that. Right now I dread going to the beach just because of the mess that the 1 and 3 year old create. Enjoy your day off!

Lacy said...

You could pick a few out of there and have a pretty wild time. How about Naked sunbathing while enjoying an ice cream sundae with recreational drugs as your "sprinkles on top"!

Renee said...

I would've belted out the Annie while sunbathing, eating ice cream, and using recreational drugs. Have we shared this love of Annie before? I can NOT sing, but when I do sing, I love to belt (aka "scream") things out Annie-style. I do a mean "Maybe" and am often heard singing "You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile" around the house.

-The Renee

Joy said...

sounds like so much fun, I was alone for about 20 minutes yesterday it was so peaceful. I was just happy to get to pee alone for once!