I am ALONE. ALL ALONE. IN. MY. OWN. HOME.
I'm so excited I don't know what to do. Here are some things I'm considering:
-Naked sunbathing on the back deck with a good book
-Playing the Annie soundtrack at full blast
-Singing as loud as a cat in heat
-Jumping, twirling, dancing through house
-Filling up every crystal wine glass and champagne flute that I own and leaving them all on the coffee table
-Getting a boyfriend
-Painting the hutch
-Getting some Thai food
-Making a hot fudge sundae buffet on my coffee table
-Doing shots of something
-Screaming every curse word I know. Motherfucker.
-Standing on the coffee table
-Using recreational drugs
-Reorganizing my pantry
-Driving to the beach and lying there alone
-Watching The Little Mermaid
-Taking a nap
-Having candy for lunch...without having to hide
-Hanging out online all day
-Reading my new book
-Hanging up some pictures
-Editing SIL's pictures that I was supposed to do last week
-Rocking out to some 80s tunes (Hey Ashley, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Ashley. Hey Ashley)
-Sitting here in absolute silence, like I am now.
What else?? What else??
I'm shaking with excitement. I don't even know where to start. I only have a few hours. I better go check as much off the list as possible.