Monday, March 3, 2008

So I was Thinking

about Jesus the Linksys guy after I wrote that post.

Call me cynical, but I just don't think that was his given name.

I wonder if anyone said anything when he announced himself as Jesus?

Jesus: Okay, I'll be Jesus I guess.
Linksys Associate: You can't be Jesus! Pick another name.
Jesus: No, I want to be Jesus.
Linksys Associate: Then it at least has to be Hey-Seuss...Jesus as a first name is otherwise pretty much unheard of over there.
Jesus: Well that would be absurd, I'm not hispanic, I'm not being Hey-Seuss. I want to be Jesus.
Linksys Associate: Why can't you be Bob?
Jesus: Just call me Jesus.


ro said...

DO your Jews know Jesus helped you? Is that allowed?

Incidentally, growing up I had a Sunday School teacher named Jesus and I always thought how terrible that must be to try to live up to such a name.

I mean...I went to jr. high/high school with a guy named Jim Beam. Now Jim didn't have much to live up to. And in college I had a sorority sister named Kristy Brinkley. Bless her heart - she was no uptown girl. Her roommate Robin Williams (SERIOUSLY) had it a little easier.

But poor Mr. Jesus. He totally had it the worst.


Anonymous said...

You are strange.

Anonymous said...

but in a good way :)

Lori said...

I just have to say that freaking rocks that his name was Jesus! I love it and definitely think that God answered your prayer from earlier! LOL

Anonymous said...


I've always wondered what they use as their inspiration when they pick their names. Hmm, you could be on to something.....

Joy said...

How do you come up with this stuff? you crack me up

Unknown said...

LMFAO Ro...that was funny. No, I try not to tell the Jews about any of my Jesus stuff. Including the technical support.