Saturday, March 29, 2008

Amusing Distractions

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Well I went to bed early and spent almost all of today in bed, feeling too drained to barely move. I ventured out sometime late afternoon because Mr. Ashley had to run out for a bit and searched the internet for some sort of distraction or amusement.

While I did that little kid and Big Kid invented a game which involved slapping and kicking each other and eventually little kid moved on to building a platform with which to reach the Easter candy and systematically went through every single egg, emptying the candy into his bucket and discarding the eggs back in the basket and then smuggling (even though I knew and couldn't care less) all of the candy outside and eating it, wrapper and all.

Whatever. He was quiet and this bought me a good 45 minutes of peace. He'll probably end up looking like this:
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But surely there will be a pill for that by then (the fat, not the Asian-ness. Asians are here to stay.)

So I did find some stuff to smile about. I also refocused my anger so that instead of hating the entire world, I am mainly concentrating on George Dubya and high fructose corn syrup, since they are really responsible for most of the evil in the world anyway.

Anyway, here are a few of the random things that managed to make me smile today:

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14 comments:

Southern Fried Girl said...

OMG, the blasphemy one made me laugh so hard. I snagged it and sent it to people I knew had a sense of humor. Loved it.

Glad you are a lil better today. :)

Joy said...

So I hope this will also help to make you feel better.

After returning home tonight from vacation that we had been on since Wed. we check the 4 days worth of mail and what to my wonderous eyes should appear for me??

What you say could be so great as to make Ashley feel better at my cost, I got a summons for Jury Duty!!! go ahead laugh at me if it makes you feel better. And get this they only give you a 1 week notice, I guess so it is less time to think of a good excuse to get out of it.

I have never gotten one before and I am 29!

Melissa said...

The Blasphemy one made me LOL the hardest! I enjoyed all the pics tho!

Glad you're doing a little bit better.

Lori said...

I'm glad you found something that made you smile, even if just a little.

Lisa said...

I completely agree about the high fructose corn syrup. Evil. Just evil.

baby mama said...

I've seen the ENVY one several times and it makes me crack the hell up every time. The blasphemy one was new to me though. Hilarious!

Alissa said...

OMG those were so funny! Since I am a total heathen I LMAO about the virgin Mary one and the blasphemy one. And I must have me one of those Monica Lewinsky bumper stickers!! That is awesome!!

Catfish said...

I'm laughing out loud...seriously, that was awesome. XOXO

Alysia said...

These are awesome. I'm glad you found some things to make you smile.

Aquadaisy said...

LMFAO on the whole effing thing. Way to bounce back, Ashley!

Jeri said...

Oh yeah, blasphemy wins! How funny. Glad you're finding your smile again.

Jeri

Cake said...

HAHAHAHAHA! I'm going straight to hell for laughing the hardest at the Jesus ones. Thanks for sharing the laugh!

carol said...

'Envy' is my pick hands-down. That is the funniest shit. E-v-e-r.

Rebecca said...

thanks for the laughs today! i really needed them.