Big Kid: Dis is really sticky. Like ooey, gooey, sticky. It's gettin' my hands all sticky and stuffs.
Ashley: Yep, marshmallows are sticky.
Big Kid: yeah, like glue. I don't really like touchin' glue and stuffs, you know why?
Big Kid: Ecause glue makes you stick to da cat.
Big Kid: little kid smells like poop.
Ashley: So why don't you change his diaper?
Big Kid: No, I'm dest a kid.
Ashley: Well, it's not hard. He'll sit on his mat, you take his dipe off, wipe all the poopies away and put a new one on him.
Big Kid: Um, no. I'm not doin' dat.
Ashley: But he smells like poop.
Big Kid: Yeah, he does. You're his mudder. Dat's your job. Dest deal wif it.
(at some point I noticed that Big Kid has pretty much mastered his R and L sounds. This is sad for us, as Ashley's Closet Speech Impairment fans, but I guess it's a good thing and his squeaky little voice is just as cute. One day I'll get him on video for you all, I promise.)