but I'm not funny OR entertaining today.
I know, I know. I'm as disappointed as you all are.
Instead, I'll show you that animals are way smarter than we think. Even octopii.
Chimps remember more than humans
The Octopus and his Mr. Potato Head
Also, somehow I wasted too much time reading the story of some nutball named Don LaRose, a pastor who went missing and later resurfaced as mayor of Arkansas with claims of being abducted by Satanists (personally, I think he's full of shit.)
Which somehow led to me researching Electro-shock therapy. That's some crazy stuff. They still do it too. Sometimes ON CHILDREN. What the fuck?? How is that even legal???
I've also looked at criminals wearing ironic (and almost always appropriate) t-shirts in their mugshots.
And later I plan on learning how to write a novel in 2 months and learning how to bake bread.
Pretty productive day, huh?
It is Market Yourself & Meal Planning Monday, for the few of you out there that still give a shit. Chore Whore seems to be MIA...perhaps she ran away, maybe she died, who knows.