I don't want to complain, or tell you how to do your job, but I'm about to make some gentle suggestions.
First, INFLUENZA08...yeah, I used your name in vain a few times, but all in all, I was a good sport about it. I recovered with minimum whining or devastation.
Second, Keyboard Destruction 08...once again, used your name in vain, spanked little kid's ass, but all in all, I was pretty good about it. Both times. I relearned how to type without a spacebar and ordered a new keyboard IMMEDIATELY, good sport that I am.
Third, USA Keyboard Tour 08...speaking of that new keyboard I ordered immediately, it had better come home with a Bloggie.
Fourth, Reality Check 08...this one hurt. Bad. Now you know, this is the sort of thing that would normally send me to bed for a week, or two, and would result in a mega tantrum about the injustice of life. As you know, it is very hard for me to realize that I'm not going to get my way. If I say so myself, I think I came through Reality Check 08 with maturity and a newfound motivation.
But then, then came this morning. When I wandered over to my computer to check my email and have my coffee, one of my greatest pleasures in this mundane life...and my computer won't come on. At all.
And I have three photoshoots in the next 10 days and I need a functioning computer. I just do. Plus, I have no money to keep fixing computers and whatnot.
IT IS NOT FAIR. PLEASE FIX IT AND THEN JUST LET ME BE FOR A WHILE.
Are you even aware of the kids without arms in Darfur? Go do something for them.
Just let me live my miserable little life in peace. That's all I ask.