Monday, March 3, 2008

Dear God,

Me again.

I don't want to complain, or tell you how to do your job, but I'm about to make some gentle suggestions.

First, INFLUENZA08...yeah, I used your name in vain a few times, but all in all, I was a good sport about it. I recovered with minimum whining or devastation.

Second, Keyboard Destruction 08...once again, used your name in vain, spanked little kid's ass, but all in all, I was pretty good about it. Both times. I relearned how to type without a spacebar and ordered a new keyboard IMMEDIATELY, good sport that I am.

Third, USA Keyboard Tour 08...speaking of that new keyboard I ordered immediately, it had better come home with a Bloggie.

Fourth, Reality Check 08...this one hurt. Bad. Now you know, this is the sort of thing that would normally send me to bed for a week, or two, and would result in a mega tantrum about the injustice of life. As you know, it is very hard for me to realize that I'm not going to get my way. If I say so myself, I think I came through Reality Check 08 with maturity and a newfound motivation.

But then, then came this morning. When I wandered over to my computer to check my email and have my coffee, one of my greatest pleasures in this mundane life...and my computer won't come on. At all.

And I have three photoshoots in the next 10 days and I need a functioning computer. I just do. Plus, I have no money to keep fixing computers and whatnot.

IT IS NOT FAIR. PLEASE FIX IT AND THEN JUST LET ME BE FOR A WHILE.

Are you even aware of the kids without arms in Darfur? Go do something for them.

Just let me live my miserable little life in peace. That's all I ask.

k?thxbai

Quite Frankly,
Ashley

7 comments:

Dre the Texican said...

Always remember...it's okay, because you're hawt. And what would we have to write about if life was all tulips and buttercream frosting?

I'm hawt. I'm hawt. I'm hawt. What computer?

TheKeepersMom said...

I am sorry life sucks so bad.
I know I'd love to be anywhere but here. Maybe we can pick up some plastic cups & vodka. Then we can do Jello shots...
Anyone can hope.

Jacqueline said...

Your luck is bound to change soon... it has to, right? My laptop had massive temper tantrums this weekend also... turning itself off, turning its WiFi receiver off all by iteself, and deciding to reject my wireless mouse. I feel your pain.

AFRo said...

Poor Ashley... it never ends. Seriously. I just hope for your sake and ours, you are still taking those meds on a regular basis. Hang in there girl... it can only get better right?

Melissa said...

Bad stuff always comes in waves. Hopefully this is it for you! I hope your computer starts working again!

Snooty Primadona said...

Frankly, all of life comes in waves, lol. You just have to utilize the time in between the 50 foot crashing, bend-you-every-way waves and you're good. Besides, if everything went our way, we'd surely be bon-bon & chocolate covered cherry eating bimbos who drink too much vodka. I think that sums it up nicely. ;-)

Ashley said...

Thanks guys :-) Don't worry AFRo, the drugs aren't going anywhere anytime soon. Lordy no.