Saturday, March 8, 2008

Big Kid re: Front Loading Washing Machine Stink

(some of you requested that Big Kid also answer all Chore Whore inquiries. He was very honored to be asked for his opinion on the Poopyhead issue and asked me this morning if anyone had any more questions, so I asked him about what to do about front loading washing machines smelling musty. His advice is as follows.)

See should spank it. Or don't spank it.

And twy to cwean it but it's not workin' enough ecause the yuckies, the yuckies are old.

Maybe, maybe he can, see can do eberyfing wike sponges and washing fings and all kinds of stuff and will get all clear.

Okay? Dat's what see should do.

11 comments:

jenn said...

Big Kid totally needs his own blog.

Anonymous said...

I love his advice!

Amy said...

I totally agree with Jenn in Maine. I adore Big Kid.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad Big Kid is pro-spanking as well. ;)


I'm trying to think of a question for him. Hmmmm...

AFRo said...

Wow. That's definitely an interesting theory. I doubt anyone but BK could've come up with it. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Spanking the washing machine doesn't work. I've tried.

Anonymous said...

I love Big Kid's advice. It makes sense. Next time I have an issue , I am asking Big Kid.

Melodie said...

Jenn in Maine has the right idea. BK needs a "Dear Big Kid" blog. He always seems to know what the right answer is.

AFRo said...

I didn't mention earlier how impressed I am with his political correctness, "See should spank it. Or don't spank it." The kid has a career in politics ahead of him if he keeps that up!

Anonymous said...

Big Kid will someday change the world!

Because of all the washer spunk stink speak, I have resolved to leave my front loader washer open to avoid said spunk stink.

Irish DH thanks Big Kid for the leg bruise he sustained by walking into the door. Irish DH was being a shmuck today, so tell Big Kid it was warranted. And I'm keeping the door open, so call the waaahhmbulance, Irish DH.

Marisa

FunnyGal KAT said...

Yay! I was one of the ones who requested Big Kid put his two cents in... and he did not disappoint! I'm frantically trying to come up with Chore Whore questions if only to get BK's hysterical opinions!