Lourdes: Your Daughter
Muppets: No relation to you or humans
Now I know sometimes the mommy goggles can get fogged up, but surely you've noticed?
And hey, I'm all for loving yourself and embracing your Italian heritage and all...but I've seen chimps with less hair on their face.
She's a lovely girl (otherwise). There ain't no shame in a little wax, girlfriend, or better yet electrolysis. She's old enough, it's minor enough...get it done.
Trust me on this one.
Quite Frankly,
Ashley
P.S. Get the upper lip too, k?thxbai
And hey, I'm all for loving yourself and embracing your Italian heritage and all...but I've seen chimps with less hair on their face.
She's a lovely girl (otherwise). There ain't no shame in a little wax, girlfriend, or better yet electrolysis. She's old enough, it's minor enough...get it done.
Trust me on this one.
Quite Frankly,
Ashley
P.S. Get the upper lip too, k?thxbai
18 comments:
My daughter is the same age and I would get that shit waxed PRONTO.
I would do it myself while she slept if I had to.
Couldn't agree with you more!
I honestly think she is delaying the inevitable. Lourdes is going to be a knock out and Madonna is trying to keep her ugly. First waxing then a leather bustier-like mother like daughter.
OK, I just read the label. That is too freaking funny. It made me realize that she prolly wants Lola to look as ugly as possible so that her age and irrelevance are less apparent. Watch for Lola to have a pixie haircut and acne soon.
I know, right? I have totally thought the same thing before.
Truer words have not been spoken. Amen sista.
Perez Hilton did the same post! Not too long after, little Lourdes showed up in public without as much hair between her eyebrows (I would've cleared a bit more room). So I guess Madonna reads Perez.
Her eyebrows drive me insane! If I had a daughter with brows like that, she'd be getting them waxed ASAP. Well said.
This is hilarious! I think you nailed it with the muppets... Also, way to throw in the upper lip thing at the end.
She really is a beautiful little girl, but I think queenmother got it right... Madonna is delaying the inevitable.
Wait Wait wait...I remember reading a number of years back that Madonna is a huge Frieda Kahlo fan. Maybe Madonna likes that her daughter looks like somebody she admires so much. That is my theory anyway.
Dear God-I thought they were drawn in at 1st glance.
Wax on-Lourdes.
Glad you are feeling a little better, too. I've missed this..
OMG that is horrible!!! How old is she?
I feel so guilty for laughing as hard as did. Well...sorta. :o)
I could not agrees more. She is stunning just like her Mother, but damn, wax off already!
That is freakin crazy; I fear my dd will get my eyebrows and if so she will be having those mothers waxed so she too can enjoy the pain of being beautiful.
maybe we should send her magic cream?
Oh, that poor girl. Wax. It's a good thing, Madge.
eeeewwwwww!!!!
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