Big Kid: What is your new name gonna be?
Ashley: A new name?
Big Kid: Yes, pick any name.
Ashley: Sparkly McPurplepants.
Big Kid: Dat won't work. Dat'll nevah work. You can be...Snatch.
Big Kid: No, snack.
Ashley: No, Sparkly McPurplepants.
Big Kid: How bout you can be nameded Bawwoon? Or you want to name you Ball?
Ashley: I just want to be Sparkly McPurplepants.
Big Kid: What name you want to have wike it rhymes? Or wike a book weading? You want to name you Book?
Ashley: Um, let me think about it....thinking, thinking, thinking....no. I want to be Sparkly McPurplepants.
Big Kid: (Sigh) How bout Spawkly McPuwplepants Snack?
Ashley: That just sounds silly.
Big Kid: How bout no name for you den? You dest keep bein' Ashley den. k?
Ashley: Call me Sparkly, it suits me better.
Big Kid: Okay and I can be named Pee Pee. You dest call me Pee Pee. I'm gonna go potty. You dest say "Okay Pee Pee".
Ashley: I'm not calling you pee-pee. It's potty talk and makes me embarrassed.
Big Kid: Yeah okay Spawkly.