Friday, March 7, 2008

Sparkly McPurplepants

Big Kid: What is your new name gonna be?
Ashley: A new name?
Big Kid: Yes, pick any name.
Ashley: Sparkly McPurplepants.
Big Kid: Dat won't work. Dat'll nevah work. You can be...Snatch.
Ashley: Snatch??
Big Kid: No, snack.
Ashley: No, Sparkly McPurplepants.
Big Kid: How bout you can be nameded Bawwoon? Or you want to name you Ball?
Ashley: I just want to be Sparkly McPurplepants.
Big Kid: What name you want to have wike it rhymes? Or wike a book weading? You want to name you Book?
Ashley: Um, let me think about it....thinking, thinking, thinking....no. I want to be Sparkly McPurplepants.
Big Kid: (Sigh) How bout Spawkly McPuwplepants Snack?
Ashley: That just sounds silly.
Big Kid: How bout no name for you den? You dest keep bein' Ashley den. k?
Ashley: Call me Sparkly, it suits me better.
Big Kid: Okay and I can be named Pee Pee. You dest call me Pee Pee. I'm gonna go potty. You dest say "Okay Pee Pee".
Ashley: I'm not calling you pee-pee. It's potty talk and makes me embarrassed.
Big Kid: Yeah okay Spawkly.

25 comments:

Wendy said...

OK..I have never left a comment BUT that made me laugh hysterically here at my desk...don't know why but that whole conversation just hit me funny.....boss thinks I'm a nut job now but...hey.....why work when I can just read stuff like this all day!

Anonymous said...

I just choked on my chocolate chip cookie, the ones I made after I shoveled all that freakin' snow the other day, cause the snow blower didn't work because it was too deep. I found all this out afer I found out the garage door was broken. So I had to climb through my truck, over the car seats, over my husbands truck, to the third car garaage where I found the snow blower, upon finding the snow blower I also found out it was out of gas, after I filled it up with gas I found out the freakin snow was too deep and too heavy to even use the stupid thing. Three hours later I came in and made the cookies which I just choked on. Anyway, get some work done, Sparkly, I'm really glad Snatch didn't stick...

Stuck

Sasha said...

Stop it. You just made me spit my Thin Mint all over my keyboard. And dats nasty.

momy4him said...

big kid cracks me up! eh must keep you laughing all the time!

Anonymous said...

love it snatchy sparkly purplepants!

Anonymous said...

You should have a whole blog just of conversations with Big Kid. Seriously, they are the best posts!! Love it!!

Melissa said...

Your son is hysterical. I love these little convos!

jennyandcompany said...

am i the only one that hates it when my kids want me to play pretend stuff with them? i just want to say "whatever, that's stupid, go play somewhere else". i don't say that of course. i know, i'm a horrible mother. that's why i want a bunch of kids - so they will just play with each other and leave me alone.

AFRo said...

I'm still jealous. But, I'm commenting anyway because BK is always comment worthy.

ElleBee said...

When will I ever learn to put all beverages aside before reading any BK-speak?!?

jenn in Maine said...

I dunno, I think Snatch has a ring to it...

*evil grin*

Southern Fried Girl said...

Seriously, love love love that kid.

Anonymous said...

Commenting because you make me feel guilty for reading for "free". . .that is so hilarious and made me remember that my boys were playing pretend about the forest and insisted that I be Beaver yesterday.

STK

~Gretchen~ said...

so your kid thinks of you and automatically thinks Snatch?

do we need to call cpS?

Ashley said...

I agree with jennyandcompany. I too have a problem playing pretend. Today I was supposed to be the Mommy Optimus Prime. Bleh. I tried. I really did. 15 seconds later I was done.

Cake said...

HAHA! He is too funny!

Andrea said...

Your blog totally cracks me up! :)

Renee said...

Lmao at Sparkly. Did that just pop into your head or have you been wanting to be Sparkly McPurplepants for a while now? Come on, fess up. My latest role in our pretend play is Master Yoda. It's actually really fun for me because I CRACK MYSELF UP when I talk like Yoda. It's seriously funny (to me anyway). Especially after a few hits from the water pipe (tobacco, of course).

-The Renee

slacker mama said...

I think you should teach BK the art of compromise.

Call yourself Sparkly Snatch. Has a nice ring to it.

PINK POPPY said...

So freekin funny! Entertainment at its finest!!!!! Too bad you can't video or record some of them ~ for them to hear years down the road....YEARS......

Kari & Kijsa said...

Loved this! you made our evening! LOL...mmm..makes us want a new fabulous name too...

blessings,
kari & kijsa

Life, Love & Lola said...

Too Funny! I agree with Slacker Mama Spawkly Snatch is a good compromise! Regardless, atleast your SPAWKLY...What woman doesn't love SPARKLY!!

Ami said...

Love it! Especially the "Sparkly Snatch" compromise. :)

Oh, and I voted yesterday.

Hair Girl said...

Sparkly McPurplepants is the *toy* that you are going to be promoting from Too Timid.com, isn't it? You were just giving us a hint.
Someone said snatch, didn't they?

Angel said...

Ashley

I just wanted to let you know that I worship you! The hours of entertainment I recieve from reading everyback post at work makes me laugh and all my customers look at me like I am insane!