Thursday, March 6, 2008

Babies Shouldn't Eat Balloons

Big Kid: AAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAH! He's gettin' my bawwoons!! AHHHHHH!
Ashley: You've got 900 balloons there, he can have one. Stop screaming.
Big Kid: No. No. He is not havin' a bawwoon. He's not.
Ashley: Yes he is, if he wants one he can have one.
Big Kid: If I gib him a bawwoon, he's dest gonna eat it.
Ashley: That's fine. You're not his boss, give him a balloon.
Big Kid: If he eats it, he will toke.
Ashley: It's not up to you.
Big Kid: Yeah but you're makin' a bad choice. Dis is not a good choice you're makin' here.
Ashley: Don't argue with me.
Big Kid: He's a baby. You shouldn't be goin' awound wettin babies toke on bawwoons. You're his mudder.
Ashley: Exactly, I'm his mother. Not you.
Big Kid: I'm his brudder and I'm dest tryin' to help you not make da wong choice. Dis ting wit da bawwoons...it's da wong choice.

19 comments:

Amy said...

He is too funny!! A very responsible big brother he is too.

Unknown said...

your conversations with big kid are my favorite posts (not that i don't love all of them) but i'm sitting here, by myself, laughing out loud.

Dana said...

Can Big Kid come coach my hubby? Seriously . . .

Mo said...

what do you say to that? I mean, really- do you laugh, or scream? Perhaps both? Good luck when he's about, oh, 16 by the way. Should be good times!

FunnyGal KAT said...

Ha ha ha ha! I mean, I'm sure it's annoying when you're the one having the conversation but... ha ha ha ha!

Angie said...

What a sweet big brother. Sounds like conversations at my house. Only here it's letting the little monster play with a sucker in his mouth. I'm sure it was annoying at the time, but what a great memory!

Liz said...

I usually lurk but I just had to say that I LOVE your conversations with BK...so funny!

Anonymous said...

BK is so cute! You should do more posts with BK's parenting advice!

Ami said...

LOL! How responsible of BK!

AFRo said...

Sounds like you're going to get an X not a check today! Or is it a check and not an X? Whatever. This is funny. I love your posts from BK.

Elizabeth said...

Seriously. The conversations SLAY me.

Multislacking Mama said...

Did he make you pull a card? We have to pull cards for making bad choices here. BK's a funny one.

Joy said...

You should start a topic "BK's advice for all the bad parents out there"

Kate said...

Am I the only one who giggled hysterically at the use of toke for choke?? Am I? Yeah, I figured as much!

Anonymous said...

Kate I laughed with ya on the "toke." BK is too much and I agree, he needs an advice column on here!

Anonymous said...

Wow! When they get bigger they start telling us how we are doing wrong?? Really? Why didn't someone tell me this before I had my daughter? Crap! Just what I need, another person to point out my faults!

Katie

Maddness of Me said...

Big Kid is wise beyond his years my friend ;)

Ashley said...

Hands down funniest thing I have read on a blog in at least a month. This post should get an award all its own.

Judy said...

OMG, That is hilarious! Sounds like my 4 year old, who also tries to tell me how to be my 2 year olds mother, lol, then she just yells at him herself.